US President Donald Trump took to his favourite social media platform on Friday (19 May) to tweet about his crucial first foreign trip as the head of the nation. Trump’s ambitious nine-day journey to the Middle East and Europe will include stops in Saudi Arabia, Israel, Italy and Belgium.
Getting ready for my big foreign trip. Will be strongly protecting American interests – that’s what I like to do!
Twitter, however, had a field day with the president’s excited tweet with references to his controversial travel ban, sarcastic speculation as to what he may say to foreign leaders and things he may take with him on the trip, as various Americans criticised his diplomatic prowess.
Many American social media users urged the US President not to disclose sensitive classified information after he admitted on Twitter earlier this week that he had an “absolute right” to reveal highly classified information, reportedly from key ally Israel, to Russian officials.
“Please try not to embarrass us too much,” one Twitter user wrote. Another tweeted: “You are the furthest thing from a patriot. You’ve sold us out to Russia, let Turkey beat up protesters, and embarrassed us to everyone else.”
@POTUS You’re cheat sheet!!!
@POTUS you literally don’t know the first thing about protecting american interests
@realDonaldTrump You must be joking.
I’m literally LOL’ing at the thought of you trying to protect our interests.#FridayFeeling
@realDonaldTrump Hopefully you won’t be allowed back in before they do an extensive background check on you. #AgentOrange
@realDonaldTrump Everyone’s holding their breath before the onslaught of gaffs and embarrassments that’ll inevitably happen on your trip.
@realDonaldTrump Please don’t mess it up….
1) Don’t talk about your crowd size
2) Learn to pronounce names
3) Be friendly with the Press
4) Dont be a Dick pic.twitter.com/cI8EzwpWUK
@realDonaldTrump 5) Don’t leak Secrets
6) Leave Eric a note saying You love him
7) Don’t Grab their women by their hijab… You’ll lose your small hands pic.twitter.com/ZoweZNf6Y9
@realDonaldTrump 8) DONT SAY THIS SHIT OVER THERE…
pic.twitter.com/3LFzt2bCMg
@realDonaldTrump “My big foreign trip”
Awww, is Donnie finally leaving the country? Jokes on you when they don’t let you back in.
@realDonaldTrump If you promise not to release any classified information on your trip, you’ll get an extra scoop of ice cream at dinner. #TrumpRussia
@realDonaldTrump If you can avoid causing an international incident on this trip, it’d be much appreciated. #TrumpRussia#FridayFeeling
@realDonaldTrump Remember, when you meet Pope Francis please address him as “Your Holiness” or “Most Holy Father” … Don’t say “Hey Pope, nice hat!”
@RJSzczerba @realDonaldTrump omg, that is exactly what he’ll say … pic.twitter.com/drUhhN76qE
@GreenJeanASSET @skolsister2017 @RJSzczerba@realDonaldTrump @Pontifex Hey my buddy Steve has a hat just like that, except its pointy and all white and he cuts holes out for his eyes.
@realDonaldTrump What you actually like to do: 1. Twitter meltdowns 2. Golf 3. Brag at speeches 4. Kiss dictator ass 5. Contradict yourself
@realDonaldTrump Will be strongly [protecting my ice cream/watching my TV/lounging in a bathrobe]. That’s what I like to do!
@realDonaldTrump Will be strongly [disclosing secret intel/lying to the American people/angling to start a war]. That’s what I like to do!
@realDonaldTrump If you asked a seven-year-old to pretend they’re the president and about to take a vacation, this is the tweet he or she would write.
@realDonaldTrump We are setting up a Travel Ban against all people named Donald with suspicious hair while you are away, until we figure out what is going on
@realDonaldTrump ‘American’ = Trump/Kushner family, right?
@realDonaldTrump Loading up lots of old Teletubbies episodes on the WH iPad for the big flight.
@realDonaldTrump for your “big foreign trip”
@realDonaldTrump Okay honey, don’t forget to pack a sweater and some spare underwear. Who is a big boy? You are!
Trump to make first trip out of country. How long to build that wall? Everyone grab a brick.
Trump: [arrives in Saudi Arabia] “Wow. So many Muslims! You need a complete shutdown in Muslims coming in till you work out what’s going on”
“This is trash. What’s with all the fabric? You can’t even see the curves on these broads” – trump in Saudi Arabia
“I too know how it feels to be scapegoated” -Trump tomorrow at Yad Vashem Holocaust museum in Israel, where he’ll make it all about himself
Trump is going to Saudi Arabia, Israel and Vatican. Will talk about the election, size of his win and hand out Electoral College charts….
I wonder how Little Dumpy’s first “big trip” is going..@realDonaldTrump @POTUS @WhiteHouse @TeamTrump@PressSec
@POTUS By “Getting Ready” does that mean packing extra orange foundation in carry on luggage?
Here’s the menu from Obama’s last dinner with the king in Saudi Arabia, in January 2015, vs steak w/ketchup waiting now for Trump
For his international trip, White House staff told caterers to have Trump’s fav food there:
Steak WELL DONE (it gets worse) with KETCHUP
Trump’s first trip abroad! I hope he brought his big boy pants.
Getsing ready for bigly trip to new lands like big boy creature! Will be strongly protectsing the PRECIOUS – that’s what we likes to does!
Really hope Trump’s big foreign trip ends with him holed up in the Ecuadorian embassy in London.
Source: International Business Times
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